Who has two thumbs and left his wallet at home – the wallet with his security RFID badge that not only lets him into the high-security government building parking garage, it also operates the no-buttons elevators, allowing him to get to his job on the 15th floor? That’s right, this bozo.

I am very thankful that I take the time every day to chat-up the security staff so that they all know me and waved me through and coded the elevator to take me to my job, even without the RFID.

Looks like I’m having lunch at home today (as I go back midday to get my wallet).
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So, I’m at the gym, working out without my glasses … and out of the corner of my eye, I glance this *hot* guy. So, I tried to get a quick ogling look at him before he noticed. But when I did it, we made eye contact. Busted. Good thing the hot guy turned out to be my husband, Richard Bean Speakman.
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